Unbelievably Stupid Conversations

Unbelievably Stupid Conversations

Here’s a selection of unbelievably stupid conversations.  that are reported as being true.  Frankly, given some of the exchanges we’ve heard lately, you can easily believe it!

Stupid Conversation No. 1
 
A customer is standing at the supermarket check out waiting to pay.  The lady behind puts her shopping on the belt too, so she places one of those dividers between the two piles of shopping so they wouldn't get mixed up.

After the checkout lad has scanned the first customer’s items, he picks up the 'divider', exploring it for the bar code so he can scan it.  Not finding the bar code, he says:  'Er, do you know how much this is?'

Quick as a flash, the customer replies: 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'

Nonplussed, the checkout lad says 'Ok,'.  He has no clue what has just happened.

Stupid Conversation No. 2

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.

When asked what she was doing, she said:
'I’m shopping on the Internet and they keep asking for a credit card number, so I’m just using this ATM thingy'.


Stupid Conversation No 3

A new secretary in her first job is busy typing a document. She  turns to a fellow secretary and says, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?'

'Oh, just use paper from the photocopier'.

With that, the new secretary takes her last remaining blank piece of paper, puts it on the photocopier and proceeds to make five 'blank' copies.

Stupid Conversation No. 4

A worried mother calls 999 and asks the operator if she needs to take her son to A & E as he’d eaten some ants.

The operator says 'Just give the boy some Benadryl and he should be fine.

  'Actually', the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'

Operator:  'Ok. Get him to A & E NOW!’


Stupid Conversation No. 5

It says on the menu at McDonalds that you can order 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
A customer asks the teenager behind the counter for half a dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets.' 
'You don't?'
'We only have six, nine, or twelve.'
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.' 
 

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