Which Nationality Make the Best Lovers?

Which nationality make the best lovers?


A Onepoll survey asked 15,000 women from 20 countries to rate their men on their sexual performance.  The results are erm… in-teresting!

Germans came out bottom because they were considered ‘too smelly’. 

Close by at the bottom of the heap were Englishmen who were considered ‘too lazy’ and happy to let their women do all the hard graft.  Swedes - however undeniably appealing their other attributes - were ‘too quick to finish’.

Top of the satisfaction league were Spanish lovers, closely followed by Brazilians and Italians.

Others who bombed out in the study were the Dutch (too rough) Americans (too dominant) Greeks (too soppy) Turks (too sweaty) and Welshmen (too selfish).

And what  - you may well ask - of the Scots?  Well if this sounds vaguely familiar ‘Gawdsake Malk-y, keep yer voice doon.  Them weans’ve goat ears like friggin’ radars’  you won’t be surprised to learn that Scotsmen – bless their  tiny tartan G-strings – are way too noisy in the sack.

So great news then for Latin lovers everywhere.  Ladies – form an orderly queue.

Here’s the full survey round-up:

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

Further Reading:

Article:  German Men are World’s Worst Lovers (Telegraph)

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