Edinburgh Women Love Sex at Lunchtime

EDINBURGH WOMEN LOVE SEX AT LUNCHTIME


It’s official.  Edinburgh women love sex at lunchtime.  How do we know that?

No, we haven’t been hiding in your stationery cupboard. We know you love sex at lunchtime because we always send out our weekly news digest at 12 pm on the dot and the popularity of sex-related articles vastly outstrips your next favourite topic ie. having a lovely nose around our feature Edinburgh homes.  

When we looked at the figures we were initially a bit baffled.  We’ve met you, our lovely users, at various events and been impressed at the breadth of your experience and your high level of achievement.  So we were expecting an ..erm..broader range of interests! 


We needn’t have wondered.  Our Technical Director, Katriona looked again at the figures and solved the mystery. She discovered it was timing that was crucial.  You high-flying Edinburgh women are indeed accessing our articles on politics, health, technology and business, but in the evenings, not at lunchtime.  Perhaps there’s some strange hormonal surge that peaks during the lunch hour!

So the implications for our Edinburgh gentlemen is clear.   If they want to discuss serious stuff, they should leave it till after dinner.  If they want to get up close and personal, well, they ought to persuade you to finish work at lunchtime……




Note: A recent ICM survey discovered one in five Brits have actually had sex whilst ..erm. ..on the job.  Ooh er.