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Men can read maps better than women.  Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.  Roseanne Barr


When a girl refuses to kiss a man he is never disconcerted; he is merely astonished that she could be so blind to her own feelings.  Helen Rowland


Most single men don’t even live like people.  They live like bears with furniture.  Rita Rudner


Perhaps the predilection of men for rape and slaughter should be interpreted as meaning that men are premenstrual at all times.  Germaine Greer


Nine out of ten males will believe anything, especially if it confirms their virility.  Andrea Martin


Research has shown that men usually sleep on the right side of the bed.  Even in their sleep they have to be right.  Rita Rudner


When a man can’t explain a woman’s actions, the first thing he thinks about is the condition of her uterus.   Clare Booth Luce


He accused me of the thing men think is the most insulting thing they can accuse you of – wanting to be married.  Nora Ephron


Until Eve gave him the apple (Adam) didn’t even know he wasn’t wearing underpants.  Paula Yates


A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.  Helen Rowland


What most men really want is a sexually experienced virgin.  Anon

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