What Our Kids Get Up to at Uni'

Ever wondered what your kids get up to at uni'?  Prepare to be shocked.....
 

When the autumn comes and we pack our nervous teens off to universities all over the country we worry about how they’ll look after themselves.  

But – then again – if they’re out half the night, drunk half the week, high on illegal substances and cheerfully skipping classes we’ll never know, will we?

Perhaps not.  Unless we tune in to the various social networking mediums where students and other youngsters share – in glorious technicolour prose – that day’s particular brand of ‘fun’. We checked out a pretty revealing website called ‘Texts from Last Night’.  What we’ve extracted is worrying enough, but do be warned – click through to the main site at your peril.  It doesn’t make pretty reading!

Here are some of the tamer extracts:

'Woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 a.m. again.  Probably should stop the drunk baths'.

'I’m so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was a pretzel.

My flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet.  Ready for the final''.

'Sitting in the library…in the middle of exam week.  Drunk.  Dressed as santa’s slutty helper'.

'I woke up at 5am and found myself wrapped in Christmas lights that were plugged into the wall'.

'I just snorted my name.  Best moment ever'.

'I just wiped my vajayjay with snow.  Bad idea'.

'I feel like my eyelids need a kick stand'.

'I woke up, turned over and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall.  I should probably stop drinking'.

'I just threw up ON my final paper'.

'The boys are giving me the exam answers and this time I don’t even have to expose my body'.

'I probably shouldn’t have written that paper while wasted.  It starts with ‘Once upon a time… ‘


If you’re still keen to read more,  visit Texts from Last Night.  Remember though – you’ve been warned!